The Museum of Idolatry

Darth by the Glades

Church by the Glades advertises,

Don't be on the dark side and miss church tonight! See you at 6:00 as we continue our series, "Villains, Bad Guys and Minions." — at Church by the Glades.

 

Someone was on the dark side. Who's the one choking the Word?

 

Tithe Rapaganda

How do you fleece your church when Christian families are suffering through the Global Financial Crisis? Introduce your church to the "Tithe Rap". This tithe* gimmick will be sure to entertain the gullible to part with their cash! (Robert  Morris - eat your heart out.)

 

This little gimmick has quite the following.

 

Even Casey Treat of Christian Faith Center treated his congregants to this nonsense:

 

* tithing is a false doctrine that scams people of their money.

Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train at NewSpring Florence

"Praise and Worship" time has hit a new low thanks to Perry Noble and the "praise" band at his Florence multi-site.

Here's video of Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train being performed in a "church" service.

Church Removes the Cross and Jesus Christ and His Gospel

Circus Church...No Really We Mean CIRCUS CHURCH

Kerry Shook, Purpose-Driven icon, and ringmaster at Fellowship of the Woodlands Church Circus recently sent out an email to the members of his congregation big top that read:

Faith is like a trapeze act: you've got to let go of what you've got in order to take hold of what you have not! To help me illustrate this in my message of faith I've asked the Wallenda-Cortes Team to join us this weekend...This weekend the Flying Wallenda and Cortes family are returning but this time on the trapeze! That's right. We are setting up a flying trapeze at church!

In addition, there will be inflatables for the kids and plenty of food vendors available for the whole family.

Ooooh aaaah. We're sure that this circus performance will be a delight to children of all ages. Too bad Jesus Christ and sound edifying Biblical doctrine taught via an expository Bible sermon didn't make the marquee. But then again you can't expect to grow a church nowadays by preaching Christ and Him Crucified for Our Sins. Yuck who wants to hear about that when you can have a circus at church instead?

My Lame Relationship?!

Christless Christianity Strikes Again.

My Lame Relationship Promo from Reality Church on Vimeo.

This is from "a church" whose belief statement is so sparse and vague it could be written on a cocktail napkin and it completely misses the point of Christian Doctrine.

Our Values:

You! You’re accepted for who you are…period.

God! Our desire is to know him better and love him with all that we are.

Being Real! No perfect people allowed. We enjoy people just being themselves.

Community! God’s not about rules and rituals, just relationships…so are we.

Our Community! Our goal is to serve the people of this city in ways that improve their quality of life.

The Bible! The most fantastic book ever written…it’s got to be divine.

Our Beliefs:

God is better, greater, and closer than we can imagine.

Nothing in creation “just happened.” God made it all.

The Bible is God’s perfect guidebook for everything spiritual and life’s ultimate survival kit.

Jesus is God revealing himself to us.

The only way to reestablish a relationship with God is through Christ by the forgiveness he offers.

Evil happens because people abuse God’s gift of free will.

Heaven and hell are real places. Death is a beginning, not the end.

Jesus is coming again.

Braveheart Bible Study?

Are you looking for a "Bible study" that will appeal to men? Well we've got a "Bible study" for you!! The Braveheart "Bible study" is chalk full of testosterone and includes full blown discussions on the major themes of the movie. Thankfully the staff at Christianity Today also found some Bible passages that sort-of fit the themes of the movie so that participants will feel like they've done something godly and the women folk can't complain about this being a completely pagan pursuit.

Me-Centered "Christianity"

Turning Christianity Into A Cheesy Infomercial Self-Help Psychology

Obsessed with Sex

Church or Sex-Therapy Session?

Running on Empty?

If you're starving for the Word of God and feel like you are spiritually running on empty then don't go to South Hills Church in Corona, CA. Pastor Life-Coach Chris Sonksen isn't interested in actually preaching from the Bible and teaching God's Word.  He's much more comfortable teaching pop-psychology and self-help.  Many of the members of his church Self-Help Center will wind up in hell because they were never told the actual truth of the Christian Gospel, but at least they will feel good about themselves in this life.

Satan loves making his victims feel comfortable as he distracts their attention away from Christ while he drags them to the fires of hell.  Afterall, ignorance of the coming wrath of God against sinners is bliss (for a while).