The Museum of Idolatry

"Lord Spice" Body Wash

Once again, a Christian Church in an effort to appear relevant attepted to surf the latest pop culture wave and just end up looking stupid (at least the pastor didn't take his shirt off.)

Rap Relevancy FAIL

Another Relevancy Fail

Someone needs to send an email to the folks at Liberty Church and let them know that Nsync ain't relevant no more.

Christ Christ Baby?

Cause Christians look sooooooo relevant whenever they badly "Christianize" once popular rap songs.

Relevancy Fail!

Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam?

This is the latest artifact to be inducted into our Graveyard of Relevance. In this video, bad theology and frightening irrelevance unite for this 58 second nightmare that may in fact inflict brain damage on those who watch.

"Christian" Version of "Lean Like a Cholo"

Here we go again. Some 'clever' youth pastor has found a way to appear relevant. What could be more relevant than 'christianizing' that midlevel radio hit 'Lean Like a Cholo'?

This one is going straight to the Graveyard of Relevance. Sheeesh!

Exciting and Inspiring?

Exciting and Inspiring are not the words that we'd use to describe this latest inductee to the Graveyard of Relevance.

Let Me Touch Him?

Here is the latest inductee to the Graveyard of Relevance. We prefer not to comment on this one.

Jesus is a Friend of Mine

Here is the latest inductee to the Graveyard of Relevance.

This is a perfect example of how stupid the stuff Christians are doing today in the name of relevance will look 20 years from now.

Relevance is a fickle lover. She’ll make you feel like a king one day and yesterday’s garbage the next.

30 Day Sex Challenge is Not Relevant Enough

Pastor Life Coach Paul Wirth of Relevant Church, the man who made national headlines because of his 30 Day Sex Challenge, has just released his sex challenge in book form.

Apparently, Pastor Life Coach Wirth hasn't done his homework. 30 Days of sex is no longer considered relevant by the culture's standards. In fact, 30 days is a drop in the bucket compared to the latest, greatest and most relevant books on sex and intimacy. One of these books is entitled "Just Do It: How One Couple Turned Off the TV and Turned On Their Sex Lives for 101 Days (No Excuses!)" and the other is called 365 Nights: A Memoir of Intimacy. (It is also important to note that neither of these 'new' books require you to read Bible verses before you take your clothes off. All you need is a willing partner.)

It looks like Relevant Church had better go back to the drawing board. 30 Days of sex is now considered passe, boring and irrelevant. It may be a good start for beginners and wimps but the real aficionados of intimacy have something much better to offer us.

We predict that some enterprising and relevant Pastor Life Coach at some Seeker-Sensitive Church Self-Help Center will figure this out and will soon release their 365 Day Sex Challenge. Afterall, we have to give seekers what they want and meet their felt needs.

HT: Slice of Laodicea