The Museum of Idolatry

Worst Easter Advertisement EVER

And the Worst Easter Advertisement in the History of the Christian Church Award goes to....Action Church

ESPN Sports Center-like "Church" Entertainment

What function does this Sports Center-Like entertainment fulfill in a Christian Church service? Does it draw people closer to Jesus? Does it help them understand sound Biblical doctrine? Is it a form of prayer or Christian fellowship? What is its function?

Lampooning Moses Cartoon "Sermon Opener"

The Crossing Church in Elk River, MN opened this past Sunday's "sermon" with this cartoon. Why? We have no idea. Clearly, lampooning Biblical stories, in Eric Dykstra's way of thinking, is an important part of evangelism.

Call us old school, but we believe pastors who preach God's Holy Word should treat it as if it is God's Holy Word.

“As each has received a gift, use it to serve one another, as good stewards of God’s varied grace: whoever speaks, as one who speaks oracles of God” (1 Peter 4:10–11)

BTW, the Story of Moses is NOT about Moses. It's about God and more specifically, its about Jesus.

30 Second Theology...From Commercials NOT The Bible

Super Bowl Sunday is right around the corner so how on earth can a seeker-driven vision casting leader expect to compete with that? Well...here's an idea, preach on "spiritual principles' found in everyone's favorite commercials. That will is a sure fire relevant way to draw a crowd. But, there's one small problem. Pastors are told by God's Word to "preach the word" (2 Tim 4:2) Apparently, Craig Groeschel doesn't think that applies to him.

Wrecking Ball of a "Praise Song"

Could someone explain to us the purpose of having a church's praise band perform Miley Cyrus', Wrecking Ball? Newspring Church, under the "pastoral care" of Perry Noble did exactly that.

Makes perfect sense if you think about it. Miley Cyrus is a paragon of Christian virtues and morality...cough...well...she was rated G years ago when she was Hannah Montana. But, clearly she's made some effort to shed the G rating and is now rated..PG-13...no....R....no...X.

Video from Newspring's church performance is posted below AND notice how they projected the lyrics so that the people at Newspring Church could sing along, just like a praise song.

Perry Noble Drops the N-Word

On Christmas Eve, not only did Perry Noble claim that the Hebrew language has no word for "command" (see this episode of F4F to hear and see this debunked), Perry Noble also dropped the N-word.

The video is posted below.

Perry Noble Drops the N Word on Christmas Eve from Chris Rosebrough on Vimeo.

Worst Easter Promo EVER!

Easter at Central 2013 from Central Christian AZ on Vimeo.

LCBC Style?

Here's yet another lame, monkey see, monkey do knockoff of Gangnam Style. There's nothing relevant or innovative about this.

LCBC Style from LCBC Church on Vimeo.

Grinch v Scrooge Rap Battle - Christmas Relevance FAIL

Thanks to The Crossing in Elk River, MN for this FAILED attempt at making Christianity relevant.

Grinch's Thriller??

Here are one of the ghosts of idolatry past, Grinch's Thriller from "Church" on the Move.