The Museum of Idolatry

Darth by the Glades

Church by the Glades advertises,

Don't be on the dark side and miss church tonight! See you at 6:00 as we continue our series, "Villains, Bad Guys and Minions." — at Church by the Glades.

 

Someone was on the dark side. Who's the one choking the Word?

 

Message to Gateway: HE IS RISEN - not "it" is risen

Good Friday is a time to for churches to preach how Christ was lifted up on the cross so that people may know that are forgiven of their sins. Resurrection Sunday is a time for churches to proclaim "He is risen indeeed".

But for some reason, Gateway Church decided to advertise their Easter with this tasteless erectile dysfunction ad spoof.

 

Worst Easter Advertisement EVER

And the Worst Easter Advertisement in the History of the Christian Church Award goes to....Action Church

Pump up your easter?

While Southpointe Church says "Yahh!" we're left saying "Waahh-?".

 

C3 church leaders and staff "shake it off"?

Since reviewing a sermon from Phil Pringle from Christian City Church, Oxford Falls, Sydney Australia, it is worth advertising his church leadership and church/college staff.

(Warning: some people may find this video offensive.)

 

City Harvest Church caught in a bad... bromance

City Harvest Church in Singapore thought it was appropriate to be relevant about their relationship with Jesus. This is the church that bought you Pastrix Sun Ho (a.k.a. "Geisha").

 

The leaders of this church to this day are still in court over mishandling church funds of up to US$46.3 million.

Lampooning Moses Cartoon "Sermon Opener"

The Crossing Church in Elk River, MN opened this past Sunday's "sermon" with this cartoon. Why? We have no idea. Clearly, lampooning Biblical stories, in Eric Dykstra's way of thinking, is an important part of evangelism.

Call us old school, but we believe pastors who preach God's Holy Word should treat it as if it is God's Holy Word.

“As each has received a gift, use it to serve one another, as good stewards of God’s varied grace: whoever speaks, as one who speaks oracles of God” (1 Peter 4:10–11)

BTW, the Story of Moses is NOT about Moses. It's about God and more specifically, its about Jesus.

You Give Church a Bad Name

This is one of the most bizarre attempts at relevancy that we’ve ever seen performed by a pastor.

This artifact of apostasy comes to us via Duneland Community Church, Chesterton, IN and features the creative attempts at relevancy of Pastor Greg Arthur.

As you are about to see, this video truly gives church a bad name.

I'm So Catholic?

This video is one of the greatest arguments against Roman Catholicism that we've seen.

Wrecking Ball of a "Praise Song"

Could someone explain to us the purpose of having a church's praise band perform Miley Cyrus', Wrecking Ball? Newspring Church, under the "pastoral care" of Perry Noble did exactly that.

Makes perfect sense if you think about it. Miley Cyrus is a paragon of Christian virtues and morality...cough...well...she was rated G years ago when she was Hannah Montana. But, clearly she's made some effort to shed the G rating and is now rated..PG-13...no....R....no...X.

Video from Newspring's church performance is posted below AND notice how they projected the lyrics so that the people at Newspring Church could sing along, just like a praise song.